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  (For our non-JW guests) How to get rid of a JW using only two words.

  by cedars in

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  2. friends

  if creepy contact lenses, facial piercings and people who talk insanely fast (and over-use the word "legit") are not your thing, then don't watch this video!.

  however, if those things don't bother you, and you're curious about the "nuclear" way to eject jehovah's witnesses from one's doorstep, this video explains how this can be done swiftly and effectively.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrvc1yoydby.

  i can actually remember at least a couple of instances where someone revealed they were gay on the doorstep to my partner and i and this didn't get rid of us immediately, but it did force us onto the back foot.

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  Aussie Oz

  he's ALIVE!

  priceless experience for him, and oh so perceprive of the instant judgement and unaccaptableness of himself to these hypoctites.

  Oz
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  New Member-Active Elder

  by Promitheas in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm a new member & i'd like to say hi to everyone, intoducing myself.. i am a 3rd generation born-in at mid 50's & an active elder.. english is not my mother language, so pls ignore any grammatical errors.

  i live in a small country in europe.. i'd like to thank you for all information posted.

  some of them have rally helped me to understand and examine again my beliefs.. last new light concerning f&ds=gb has verified the idea that they are popes in the position op pope.. i still believe in god & in his son jesus christ but not in the gb..

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  Aussie Oz

  perhaps you could make contact with msconcerned, he is a MS active, new here and worried...

  oz
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  Are we on the brink of another world war?

  by slimboyfat in

  1. social
  2. current

  i don't want to be an alarmist or anything... .

  but i read this article in the economist today that argued it is only a matter of time until china and japan exchange shots over some small islands in between the two countries, it could escalate to full scale war, and the united states is treaty bound to come to aid of japan.

  on top of that the united states is making diplomatic visits to various countries borderning china in a move that is viewed extremely negatively in beijing.

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  Aussie Oz

  We have always been at risk of peace inbetween wars... oz
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  Amazing Kingdom Hall Sign Endorses Cedars' JWSurvey.org!!!

  by 00DAD in

  1. social
  2. humour

  amazing kingdom hall sign endorses cedars' jwsurvey.org!.

  ap newswire - january 24th, 2013, middle america, usa.

  whoa y'all!.

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  Aussie Oz

  very nice photoshops

  oz
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  New "Jehovah's Friend" video - Lesson 3: Pray Anytime

  by cedars in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  here it is folks.... http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/children/become-jehovahs-friend/videos/pray-anytime/.

  sophia takes center stage on this one.. .

  cedars.

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  Aussie Oz

  nothing new here...plently of new/modern/progresive churcheshave little jingles and songs, special things for kids etc etc.

  It's not 'culty' in any way shape or form. Reminds me of little house on the prairie...a bit sickly sweet

  Oz
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  This just new: Thirty-hour quota for auxiliary pioneering (letter)

  by pixel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i just wanna post post this.

  to all congregations.

  re: thirty-hour quota for auxiliary pioneering.

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  Aussie Oz

  I am sure some will even get the 30 hours by holding an awake mag on a train all the way to and from work every day... oz
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  The Watchtower Society has come to grips with the futility of D2D preaching

  by wasblind in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  you don't even have to read between the lines, they say it straight out on their website.

  " in many countries, more and more people obtain information online.".

  who'd a thunk it .

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  Aussie Oz

  Stay tuned for a release of the Watchtower internet browser!

  Download it to your computer direct from jw.org! what a loving expression from the Governing body. Feel safe to view the internet with a browser that only allows access to our own website and material! Veiw pictures of pussies in safe wt mode that will only bring you pictures of cute kittens wearing burkhas!

  free with WTBROWSE 1.1 is WTSECURITY 1.0, the anti facebook, anti youtube, anti email and anti everything virus vault. Not on our list (very very short) of OK sites? No fear! Satan will be locked up!

  FREE with your $50 donation to the 'worldwide work'

  Oz
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  Glaring omission in yesterday’s Watchtower Study

  by Bloody Hotdogs! in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

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  Aussie Oz

  I believe that the God of the OT is the same as the Father of Jesus in the NT, but He became much more civilized as ages went by because of his dealings with other intelligent beings, angels and humans.

  Oh...and what about the now enlightened jehovah, the now civilized jehovah and his plans to blot out most of humanity?

  Oz
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  any info on becoming an ordained minister

  by fakesmile in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  does it vary by state?

  can i use my jwness on a resume?

  is there a test?

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  Can't you just do some online course and 'voila' an ordained minister!

  But why bother? Just print yourself out a neat little diploma and call yourself one.

  After all, all the Jws are ordained ministers and they dont even have a fancy bit of paper...

  oz
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  JEHOVAH NEEDS YOUR MONEY FOR 2014!!!!!!!!

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  has anyone else recieved the letter from the gb about international conventions in 2014?

  according to the letter the missionarys/order of full time servants desperately need to get to the conventions in their homeland.

  so to accomplish this, jehovah needs 15 cents per publisher, per congregation for some months ( sorry i can't remember the exact length of time ).

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  Aussie Oz

  It always intrigued me, but never bothered me when these type of letters were read out. So suckered i guess that the warning bells had padding on them i guess.

  But I always knew that the elders would do exactly as per the letter, add up the numbers and make a resolution to the congregation who would of course ALL raise their hands in support.

  The WT masters have long known that all they have to do is ask and they SHALL receive. Nobody dares to not obey. It is one giant cash cow. The WT just passes on every itty bitty cost back to the single publisher just like any other business.

  I mean, how are they going to stay comfortable if they have to pay for it themselves?

  Oz